Your speech, written by a professional speechwriter.

You bring the stories. We turn them into a speech you'll be proud to give.

Choose your speech

Written by a speechwriter with more than a decade of experience writing for the U.S. Senate and corporate executives.

Wedding guests raising their glasses during a toast

How it works

Choose your speech. One flat price, no packages to decode.
Answer a short questionnaire, then pay. Tell us about the people and share a few stories. Rough notes are fine.
Get your speech. A complete, ready-to-deliver draft, written to sound like you on your best day.
Make it yours. Two rounds of revisions until it feels right.

Choose your speech

Wedding toast

$149 delivered in 3 days

Best man, maid of honor, parents, siblings and friends. Also rehearsal dinners and engagement parties.

Order a wedding toast

Eulogy

$149 delivered in 48 hours

A personal tribute shaped from your memories of them, written with care and with your timeline in mind.

Order a eulogy

A guest raising a glass at a wedding reception

What you get

A complete, original speech, about 3 to 5 minutes spoken
Two rounds of revisions
A one-page delivery guide: where to pause, where to slow down, what to do with your hands
Complete discretion. Your answers are never shared, and nobody has to know you had help.

Questions

Will it actually sound like me?

That's the whole job. The questionnaire asks how you talk, and you can paste in an email or text you've written so we can match your voice.

What if I don't like the first draft?

Two rounds of revisions are included. If the first draft doesn't feel like you, we keep working until it does.

I need it faster than that.

Eulogies always go to the front of the line. For a wedding toast needed within 24 hours, send us a note before ordering and we'll tell you honestly whether we can do it.

Is this written by AI?

We use modern tools where they help, the way any writer uses a word processor. Every speech is shaped, cut and finished by a professional speechwriter, and read aloud before it goes to you.

Do you write for other occasions?

Yes. Rehearsal dinners and engagement parties are ordered as a wedding toast. We also write retirement speeches, milestone birthday and anniversary toasts, and family speeches for bar and bat mitzvahs and quinceañeras. Send us a note and tell us about the occasion.

When do I pay?

After the questionnaire. Your answers are saved, then you pay securely through Stripe. Your speech is due 3 days (wedding) or 48 hours (eulogy) after payment.

Get in touch

A question before you order? Send a note and we'll reply by email, usually within a day.